I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.

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getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

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spatscolombo:

Kirk

I know this is important to you

but I need you to take, like, three steps back from the camera

before I cry laughing

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julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

image

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kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

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hannahblumenreich:

this came out of a discussion with a friend about the spider-man movies. i mispoke, saying something along the lines of, “when spider-man lands on the american flag,” when i meant to say was the flag pole but of course, the damage was done and now you all have to look at this ridiculous thing. 

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did-you-kno:

Vladimir Putin stars in a martial arts instructional video called “Let’s Learn Judo With Vladimir Putin.”   Source

did-you-kno:

Vladimir Putin stars in a martial arts instructional video called “Let’s Learn Judo With Vladimir Putin.” Source

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dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

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radgoku:

abracadang:

abracadang:

i don’t trust stairs

they’re always up to something

image

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trekislife:

Done in the best way possible.

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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meganmachine:

MERRY CHRISTMAS

meganmachine:

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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